January 2012
scrapes: I’ve collected all the tears i’ve shed this year in large jar and when the clock strikes 12 i’m going to pour it all over my nubile body and run through my neighbors backyard naked screaming HAPPY NEW TEARS as their children watch in amazement
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1612th: english words that pitbull knows party miami
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what’s worse than not having any nye plans is having nye plans and watching them all fall apart
Jan 1st
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
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condescendingquestion replied to your post: well, looks like all the fun nye plans i had are… is he mad you’re not done with your apps? no cute dressed up dinner? :( he’s mad that i wasted time applying to yale when my chances getting in there are slim, and as he was reading my supplement he said “this needs a lot of work” and i said “oh well it’s due...
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well, looks like all the fun nye plans i had are shot to hell
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i can tell my dad's annoyed that i'm applying to...
or maybe he isn’t and i’m just reading him wrong, idk. but i’m pretty sure he is. i’m applying there as a reach school. it’s not like my head is in the clouds and i’m betting all my money on getting in and the other schools on my list are harvard and princeton and cornell. that’s not the case. i have safeties, and i have reasonables. yale has just been my...
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lol @ how much weight i’ve gained
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
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i got distracted from college apps for 5 minutes to check social media and wound up on tumblr for 3 straight hours why why do i do this to myself
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WHY IS THERE A BLOG OF GIRLS TAKING PICTURES OF...
tsarcasm: vomitpoisoneatdiomonds: christianaaa: http://celebrationofmenstruation.tumblr.com/ http://celebrationofmenstruation.tumblr.com/ WHYYYYYYYYYYYY. Ugh.  gwerl its a white people fetish  oh my fucking god what is wrong with you people i am dry heaving over my keyboard oh my lord why do we live in a world where this is celebrated
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my last great challenge of 2011: convincing my dad to let me stay out all night at a new year’s party for those who care and find me to be an absolutely fascinating individual, here’s a detailed back story, list of reasoning, and debate with myself on the topic: my mom is up with my sister in chicago for nye, so this year it’s just my dad and i. this is the first year...
Dec 31st
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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consecratio: if it wasn’t for urban dictionary, i wouldn’t know half of what you guys are talking about
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]]>condescendingquestion replied to your post: ok i’ve narrowed the list down to 9 and now it’s… whats on your list? Paper Towns- John Green Le Petit Prince- Antoine De Saint-Exupery The Sweet Far Thing (The Gemma Doyle Trilogy)- Libba Bray Black Boy- Richard Wright A Tale of Two Cities- Charles Dickens The Great Gatsby-F. Scott Fitzgerald Crank-Ellen Hopkins it’s a really...
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in case you haven’t already realized, i’m in a very chatty mood tonight. just an fyi. i would say “you’ve been warned”, but i’m not about to post nudes or graphic violence or my most personal secrets or anything of that nature
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ok i’ve narrowed the list down to 9 and now it’s impossible i can’t cut anymore
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on Wake Forest’s application, there’s a section where they ask you to “Please list meaningful readings you have completed during the past two years in order of their interest to you:” and at first i was like shit, i’ve lost my passion for reading and haven’t gotten into any good books lately. but then as i thought about it more i was like wait i’m dumb,...
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wintersoldiers: if I hate you you aren’t allowed to like the same things as me
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“People think depression is about being sad. They...
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FUCK i have the worst writer’s block right now. i’m sending all of these off today and i only have a little bit left to do on each of my app supplements but my brain is a brick of mush and nothing i write sounds passionate or creative or eloquent or sensible and RAWRRRRUGHHHHDIE
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